Snarffingham Castle

Description

Snarffingham Castle is the Utah residence and principal workplace of the monarchy of the Kingdom of Snarffingham. Located in the City of Kaysville, the castle is often the site of moose back jousting tournaments and bunny tossing events as well as state dinners and the occasional ritual execution of traitors. Originally known as Snarffingham Manor, the building which forms the core of today's castle was a large McMansion built by the Pot-Smoking Hippie in 1974 on a site which had once served as an ancient Indian burial ground. It was subsequently acquired by Lord Snarffingham in 2004 as a private residence for Lady Snarffingham and was known as "Her Ladyship’s Shoe Repository". During the 21st century it was improved, principally by Lord Snarffingham with suggestions and insights offered frequently by Lady Snarffingham, who modified and updated the royal living quarters, main hall, guest quarters, man cave, and adjacent living areas. The Snarffingham Dungeon boasts a prisoner capacity of 15 with room for gryphons, centaurs, and the occasional soul eating cat as is currently housed there awaiting reassignment to the Forest of Despair in Snarffinghamshire province.